Festive Whisky Puns

Our Whiskies of the Month for December 2018 have been chosen, and our team of whisky elves have been busy coming up with some great Christmas song-themed whisky puns to go with them!

Take a look below, and let us know if you can do better in the comments!

All of these whiskies are available by the dram in Amber Restaurant and Whisky Bar, and by the bottle in our onsite and online whisky shop (UK delivery only).

Pssst – the last posting date for 2018 is 19th December for delivery before Christmas!

Lowlands

“And the bells were ringing out for Ailsa Bay”

Ailsa Bay gets a play on The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl’s Fairytale of New York

And the bells were ringing out for Ailsa Bay - whisky puns for Christmas, at the Scotch Whisky Experience

Highlands

“La-Santa baby, slip a bottle under the tree… for me”

Glenmorangie Lasantaย gets the Eartha Kitt treatment, with Santa Baby

Glenmorangie LaSanta baby - Christmas whisky puns from the Scotch Whisky Experience team

Speyside

“All I want for Christmas is Tamdhu”

Tamdhu Batch Strength meets Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas is You

All I want for Christmas is Tamdhu - whisky puns for Christmas at the Scotch Whisky Experience

Campbeltown

“You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry, you’d better not pout I’m telling you why: Glen Scotia’s coming to town”

Glen Scotia Victoriana meets Bing Crosby’s Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

Islay

Tis the season to be jolly, fa-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-Laphroaig

Laphroaig Quarter Cask, giving us a very good reason to Deck the Halls

FalalalalalalaLaphroaig - whisky puns for Christmas, the Scotch Whisky Experience

Blended Scotch

(Johnnie) Walking in a winter wonderland

Johnnie Walker Gold Reserveย 

Johnie Walking in a Winter Wonderland - festive whisky puns (The Scotch Whisky Experience)

Whisky Liqueur

Christmas time, Atholl Brose and wine

Not a combination we’d necessarily endorse, but nevertheless very festive! Atholl Brose whisky liqueur meets Cliff Richard’s Christmas Time

Christmas time, Atholl Brose and wine - festive puns from the Scotch Whisky Experience

Luxury Scotch

AnCnoc-ing around the Christmas tree, at the Christmas party hop

We’d be happy to find a bottle of AnCnoc 24 year old anywhere near the Christmas tree this winter. Paired with Brenda Lee’sย Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree. Perfect.

AnCnoc-ing around the Christmas tree - festive whisky puns, the Scotch Whisky Experience

Let us know which ones you’ve tried, and if you can do better by naming some cracking whisky and Christmas song puns!

Have a great festive season, everyone!


2 thoughts on “Festive Whisky Puns

  1. ๐ŸŽถJingle Bellโ€™s, Jingle Bellโ€™s, 8 years old back in the day,.. Oh what fun it used to be when Aurthrs blend was fine…๐ŸŽถ
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    Little Drammer Boy
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    ๐ŸŽตHark! The herald angels share!๐ŸŽต
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    ๐ŸŽถHalleJura!๐ŸŽถ
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    โ€œGood King When-glassesโ€ (just saywhen?)
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    Not Driving Hime for Chistmas (thatโ€™s a drunk driving message)
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    Silent (distillery) Night [a little stretched, I know]
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